| <NatashaD> | Up until this last generation my family refused to breed outside of the german heretage. Then my dad told his mom to get bent and married an Irish woman. |
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<NatashaD> | The Germans won't speak to us, and the Irish won't speak to the Germans, so everyone pretty much leaves us alone. |
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<NatashaD> | I'm not sure what the problem is but because they're all stupid I don't mind not having to talk to them. |
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<Chris23m{ab}> | lol VERY nice |
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<NatashaD> | Except that none of them sent me graduation presents, those ungrateful bastards. |
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