| <somniloquy> | Speak English or I'll have to come kill you. |
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<Marax> | :P |
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<Marax> | if you are in norway lets go out for a drink |
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<somniloquy> | K. Then I kill you. |
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<Marax> | no |
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<Marax> | because i had poisoned the drink |
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<somniloquy> | I poisoned yours too. |
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<muscle> | :o |
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<muscle> | romeo and juliet |
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<[Bond]> | that's sweet |
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<Marax> | i only pretended to drink it |
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<somniloquy> | I'm wired with explosives that detonate if my heartbeat drops too much. |
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<Marax> | i bribed the arab you bought the explosives from, its a dud |
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<somniloquy> | I bribed the Arab you bribed to strap some to you whilst you were asleep, too, and those aren't duds... |
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<Kurt> | now there's a sight to wake up to |
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<Marax> | i am beaten :/ |
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<somniloquy> | ^_^ |
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