| <cryt> | germans can't speak straight. |
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<tyree> | cryt, ever been over here? |
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<cryt> | unfortunately. |
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<cryt> | found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets. |
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<cryt> | "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!" |
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