| <+an_ass733> | Hey guys I have someting interesing to tell |
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<+an_ass733> | I went to a chinese restaurant for lunch today |
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<+an_ass733> | The fortune cookie said "A successful life comes from a life of virtue and hard work." |
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<+an_ass733> | On the back were the lottery numbers. |
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