| <my_ass_is_hot> | So the vice principle was fucking like, sweating because she was a fat bitch and it was lunch time |
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<uber_bob> | lol |
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<my_ass_is_hot> | so as soon as the bell rings she rushes out of the office like a scud missle heading for a childrens daycare |
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<krazykillah> | ROFl |
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<my_ass_is_hot> | but when she comes back there are like 6 of us there waiting for her and she says, "all right, whos my next victim?" |
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<my_ass_is_hot> | and I yell, "A CHEESEBURGER!" |
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<my_ass_is_hot> | there was this huge silence and then everybody in the room including some other teacher started laughing like hell and the fat bitch is just staring like she wants to kill me |
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<my_ass_is_hot> | i got suspended :( |
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