| <Joe_> | I got arrested by a school poice officer. |
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<Joe_> | Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained. |
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<Joe_> | Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit. |
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<Joe_> | From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search. |
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<Joe_> | I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn. |
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