| <@Carmen> | I wish I did all the things I wanted to do to my EX before we broke up |
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<@Carmen> | Selling her to that guy out east for 6000 would have been a good start |
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<@Deadlymouse> | should have taken four goats and a Camel when you were offered it |
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<@Carmen> | Ya would have gotten more from the goat |
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