| <mindy> | why are men so insecure about how long their penises are? |
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<topbottom> | it's not that we're insecure, it's just something we like to keep track of, like our shoe size |
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<topbottom> | men need to know this so that when a chick asks us how long our cock is, we know what to multiply by 1.5 |
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<mikeyL> | yeah, so i'd say 6 inches |
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<mikeyL> | wait |
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<mikeyL> | fuck |
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<topbottom> | lol |
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