<@Keron> | no i think only catholics can confess |
<@LordBrian> | time to convert |
<@Keron> | no need to convert |
<@Keron> | jesus has already prepaid your visa sin card |
<@Keron> | he's already predied for your sins |
<@Keron> | it's like being preapproved to sin |
<@liwei> | that must have been a spectacular death |
<@Keron> | only if you don't accept him as your savior, then instead of breaking your knee caps like a loan shark |
<@Keron> | he sends you to hell |
<@Keron> | kind of a bum deal if you ask me. |
<@LordBrian> | sounds like a jew all right |
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