| <hallam> | Buy a planeticket...when you are in the air - go to the toilet.. cut off your pubichairs and glue em to your chin.. wrap toiletpaper around the top of your head.. KICK THE DOOR out to the toilet .. jump out and screaam 'Allah akbar'.. |
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