| <@penisbird> | people at my school have a very annoying habit of puttin shit all over the cars in the parking lot |
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<@penisbird> | like ribbons or fliers |
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<@penisbird> | they tie ribbons to your antenna and they're impossible to take off w/o some sorta knife |
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<@penisbird> | I should bring my UPS and connect the HOT wire to my car antenna |
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