| <Tyme> | u aren't cooking are ya? |
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<MaTriX-> | i can cook damn well |
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<Tyme> | so can I...I used to cook up hamslice in kuwait and give it to the iraqi kids tellling them it was chicken...I was such a good cook they never knew the difference |
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<Tyme> | hehe, we did toss them fuckers alot of ham slice |
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<Tyme> | I sure as hell hope there isn't an allah, else i'm fucked |
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