| Jeff> | I love microsoft office |
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Eric-san> | I love girls, weirdo |
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Jeff> | then get a girlfriend |
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Eric-san> | I never said they love me |
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Jeff> | there is always someone out there. |
|
Jeff> | always |
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Jeff> | even adolf hitler had a girlfriend...c'mon |
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Eric-san> | Best. Justification. Ever |
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