| <BloodNose> | I'm actually going out for the weekend ... *gasp* |
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<BloodNose> | to spend a night ... |
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<Blender13> | woah |
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<BloodNose> | at a girls house *bigger gasp* |
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<cryptonix> | his aunts |
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<BloodNose> | lol |
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<Blender13> | lol |
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<BloodNose> | and like, I've never even met this girl before |
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<Blender13> | obviously his aunt |
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<cryptonix> | great aunt |
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<Blender13> | ah |
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<BloodNose> | apparently she's really fit and been offered a modeling job |
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<cryptonix> | hot great aunt |
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<Blender13> | and why the hell are you going there? |
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<BloodNose> | ok, brb ... I need to phone my uncle to see if it's alright with my aunt still |
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