| <titan-x> | hey everybody |
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<Lowkey> | hey john, where the fuck you been?! |
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<titan-x> | i was in a wreck in my friends car. snow and ford explorers do not go well together |
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<Lowkey> | holy shit |
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<titan-x> | i got alot of morphine though |
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<titan-x> | apparently the first night they had me on the drip i managed to wriggle out of the restraints i had on because they noticed me acting weird after they put me on the morphine |
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<titan-x> | according to the nurse i spoke to, and accounts from my wife after she woke up, i was running up and down the halls, with the morphine IV still attached and the bag dragging behind me |
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<titan-x> | and as this was going on, she tells me i was yelling this: |
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<titan-x> | "THE COMMUNISTS HAVE CONTROL OF GRAND CENTRAL STATION AND THEY WILL BRING THE COMMIE TRAINS TO TOWN! WE MUST WARN THE MAYOR CHOO CHOO" |
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<Lowkey> | w..t..f |
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<titan-x> | that was kindof my reaction when she told me. i really cannot put my finger on that one. |
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