| <_ipspoon> | so last night i had this weird dream |
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<_ipspoon> | that like my friends sister was mad coming on to me |
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<_ipspoon> | and like she said I could put it in the back |
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<_ipspoon> | so i went over there so to speak, and i was having issue getting it in. like I couldn't find the hole |
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<_ipspoon> | next, i did what seemed perfectly logical in the dream |
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<_ipspoon> | i reached down and pulled off her penis (?!). It was attached with a little suction cup at the balls end. |
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<_ipspoon> | anyhow the anus was on the bottom, a little bit behind the head |
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<_ipspoon> | so i pulled it apart with my fingers, put my dick in, and re-attached it to the girl |
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<_ipspoon> | then fucked her brains out. |
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<+x90> | ... what the FUCK |
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