| Codi> | You could always buy a RealDoll. Fuck her when you're horny, she just lays there and doesn't bitch about how you never put the seat down or take out the garbage, and you can just shove her in the closet when you're not stickin' it in her pooper. |
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Jason> | wtf |
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Jason> | I always put the seat down |
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