| turkey> | when a baby matures to age 16 (well, thats when it happened for me), it grows testicles, large frogs in its throat, and hair all over |
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turkey> | then the spleen explodes and an alien comes out |
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turkey> | and thats how babys are made |
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Dilbert> | when does the stork come? |
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turkey> | When you jack him off long enough |
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