| <Omi> | I owned someone at work today |
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<Xa> | How'd you manage that? |
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<Omi> | He was pratting about chasing after the girls |
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<Omi> | 'Cause he's a fucktard like that |
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<Omi> | But he took his shoes off so he wouldnt make loud noises |
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<Omi> | Which would attract the boss's attention |
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<Omi> | So I nailed his shoes to the floor |
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<Xa> | Rofl |
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<Omi> | Someone said the boss was coming |
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<Omi> | So he sprinted back to his shoes |
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<Omi> | Jumped in them |
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<Omi> | And then fell on his face when he tried to walk forward |
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