| <ed> | customer: "i have a pentium 4-R CPU, is that a good CPU?" |
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<ed> | me: 'sir, there's no such thing as a pentium 4-R.' |
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<ed> | customer: "so you mean you don't know about the pentium 4-R." |
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<ed> | me: 'i mean that the pentium 4-R does not exist.' |
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<ed> | customer: "dude, don't try to belittle me, i know more than you. i have one, i know it exists, i just wanted to know if it was a good CPU or not." |
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<ed> | me: 'sir, with all due respect, intel introducing a "pentium-4-r" should have made enough of a splash in the industry for me to notice.' |
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<ed> | finally he gets me to pull out a CPU to show me |
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<ed> | on the chip engraving, it says: |
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<ed> | PENTIUM (R) 4 |
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<ed> | he goes: "SEE! PENTIUM 4 R!!!" |
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<ed> | me: .... |
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