| <Marticus> | i'm still looking for an intelligent non-headcase female |
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<UgLyPuNk> | they don't exist |
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<UgLyPuNk> | all women are head cases |
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<toe-wk> | its true |
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<toe-wk> | heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds to understand |
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<toe-wk> | males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable, tough |
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<toe-wk> | females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one :D |
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<Marticus> | and uh, calculators are little girls, and mainframes are bbw |
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<Annon201> | what bout graphic calculators?? |
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<Marticus> | thats when they get some grass on the pitch |
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