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Chat 21002 by Anonymous on 01/08/2011

<@pheedbaQ> proffalken: bust is unimportant, so long as they have a vagina.
<_FearTheBeaker> I disagree.
<_FearTheBeaker> You have to stare at teh bust more often than the vag.
<@pheedbaQ> I thinkyou mean "get to" not "have to"
<_proffalken> or "compelled to by forces beyond your control"
<@pheedbaQ> And be that as it may, I can stare at women's breasts all day. But at the end of the day, I'm geting into
  far fewer vaginas than breasts I'm staring at. Hell, by definition I'm getting no more than half as many
  vag's as breasts I'm looking at.
<@pheedbaQ> Therefore, the breast is a relatively abundant resource, while the vag is a scarce and precious commodity.
<_proffalken> like diamonds vs. uranium
<@pheedbaQ> Exactly
<_FearTheBeaker> eh, sometimes you get depleted uranium.
<_proffalken> better than cubic zirconium
<_FearTheBeaker> that sounds painful.
<@pheedbaQ> diamonds are nice to look at, but when it comes right down to it, it's just a bunch of carbon that has
  been crushed together. While uranium is harder to find, self-depletes, and it's dangerous to handle both
  the source of the uranium, and the uranium itself.
<@pheedbaQ> Just like vagina.
<_FearTheBeaker> in that case, use protection.
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