| <@pixeldust> | man i got so much candy tonight |
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<@ash> | awww, pixie still twick oh tweats! |
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<@pixeldust> | stfu |
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<@pixeldust> | what you do for all hallow's eve? |
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<@ash> | scared little kids that came up to my porch. |
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<@X5-424> | went to a costume party at a hotel |
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<@b0bby-d1g1tal> | i shaved my pubes off and painted my sack up like a pumpkin |
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<@b0bby-d1g1tal> | then jumped out of the closet bare assed when my girlfriend got home and said "trick or treat bitch!" and chased her around the apartment with my wang. |
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<@ash> | o_O |
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<@X5-424> | leave it to bobby to kill a conversation dead in its tracks. |
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