| <_calaf> | I can't even have my cats in the room if I'm wanking |
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<_calaf> | they're other guys so they ruin it . . . |
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<_withnail> | so if they were female cats it would be cool |
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<_bubbly> | i'm trying to eat breakfast |
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<_calaf> | If a cat can form the thought, "If I jigger this doorknob with my paws, the door may open for me," then you know he knows what jacking off is |
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<_calaf> | Or, in my case four years ago, "I don't like that he's spending all this time with the girl and not me. Â I'm going to shit in her book bag." |
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<_calaf> | The General did that. Â The 911 of cat terrorism |
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