| <Dudicon> | Hmm. |
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<Dudicon> | What I just did started out ridiculously lazy, but then... I don't know what happened. |
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<Dudicon> | I was too lazy to get up and get a piece of paper, so I decided to print a blank page from the printer. |
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<Dudicon> | But... I couldn't open any new files in Word Perfect, because I had the max number open already |
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<Dudicon> | So I went through all the files to see which I could close |
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<Dudicon> | Then closed that one and made a new file |
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<Dudicon> | But it wouldn't let me print it blank |
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<Dudicon> | So I put an "F" on the document and made the font white. |
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<Dudicon> | Then printed it |
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<Dudicon> | Just to move this piece of paper 18 inches closer to me. |
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<BaronSamedi> | ... |
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<BaronSamedi> | Dud, kill yourself. Your life is now complete. |
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