<paroneayea> | Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! |
<paroneayea> | I have to tell you people the funniest thing ever. |
<paroneayea> | This friend of mine, a theater major, walks into my room. "Do you have a printer I can borrow?" she says. |
<paroneayea> | "Yes," I say, "but it's an old LaserJet 4L. Is that alright?" |
<paroneayea> | "Should be," she responds. |
<paroneayea> | Then she hands me this paper. It's like normal paper, but thicker, and... not friendly. |
<paroneayea> | I ask what it is and she says "cardstock." |
<paroneayea> | I raise an eyebrow and say, "you do realize that there's no way in hell my printer is going to print on this paper." |
<paroneayea> | "Oh." |
<paroneayea> | "Well," she says, "could we print it on normal paper and somehow transfer it to the cardstock?" |
<paroneayea> | "What, like print it out and literally cut it up and glue it on there?" |
<paroneayea> | "No, like, if you printed it out and then stuck it in your scanner, maybe we could print it out again on the cardstock?" |
<althalus> | wtf |
<paroneayea> | She couldn't understand why I was laughing so hard |
<Wilf> | lol |
<althalus> | that needs to go up on bash. |
<paroneayea> | agreed |
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