| | * Uziel calls in the goats to feed on their corpses. =D |
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arcane> | mmmm goats |
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* Vukk shoots the goats and has a feast |
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Uziel> | DAMN YOU GOAT SLAUGHTERING SON OF A BITCH. |
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Uziel> | I will summon forth the corpses of your female ancestors and chain you to their bones. |
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Uziel> | forcing you to drink goat blood by the gallon from their rotten not-really-existent cunts |
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Uziel> | while I scatter the ashes of the goats you have killed |
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Uziel> | over your naked, helpless body, as it's whipped, lashed, and beaten bloody |
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Uziel> | sending the pain of those goats you have disgraced, down your spine. |
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* Orionis slaps Vukk around with Windows Me |
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* Orionis threatens Uziel with the Windows ME |
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* Uziel bows |
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Uziel> | Hails to thee who makes the true definition of pain abundant in our knowledge. =X |
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arcane> | hail! |
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