| <@AlmtyBob> | man |
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<@AlmtyBob> | alcoholics take themselves too seriously |
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<@AlmtyBob> | some dude comes up to me wanting to cancel a day off he'd put in |
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<@AlmtyBob> | saying he didn't remember why he put it in the first place, nothing was going on except his one year anniversary of not drinking |
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<@AlmtyBob> | so I said smth like, "Hey! Steve and I are going downtown on Thursday, come down to the bar and we'll celebrate" |
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<@AlmtyBob> | he wasn't amused |
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<@AlmtyBob> | if you can't joke about yourself who can you joke about? |
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