| <@TheWickerMan> | God damn, this one halloween last year. Some kid came up to our house. |
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<@TheWickerMan> | Now this is the kind of kid who's constantly cursing, throwing fits about nothing, hitting his parents/siblings, complaning about everything, and just acts like an all-around douchebag. |
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<@TheWickerMan> | I gave the kid like 3 fun sized M&Ms and he just yells to me, "NO FAG I WANTED THE TWIX INSTEAD YOU DUMBASS." |
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<@TheWickerMan> | I replied back with "I'm sure your mother didn't want you either, but we can't all have our ways now can we?." |
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