| <Apophis> | "marry such women as seem good to you, 2, 3, or 4, or if you fear you will not do justice (between them) then marry only one or what your right hand possesses" |
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<Apophis> | am I correct in understanding this Koran passage to say, "Marry 2, 3, or 4 hot babes, or, if you can't handle them, either marry just one of them, or jerk off." |
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<Apophis> | if so, I could get used to islam. |
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<olaf> | lol |
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<Apophis> | its win-win |
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<Apophis> | either I get multiple hot babes, or I can masturbate without sinning |
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