| <zoweee> | i'm holding out til the next election |
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<zoweee> | if it goes against us, i'll seriously begin looking for my cultural fire exits |
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<zoweee> | "There are exts at the front and the rear of american democracy. Please take this opportunity to familiarize yourself with the nearest exit. In the event of a theocratic american hegemony, lights will appear on either end of the aisle, marking the way to your exit for you." |
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<zoweee> | in the unlikely event of the repeal of Ammendments 1-5, your seat cushion may be used to purchase carriage across one of our more porous borders |
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<zoweee> | should there be a depressurization of america's historical tolerance for diversity, bibles will drop from the overhead compartment. please read your own copy before assisting small children |
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<zoweee> | please do not read pirated versions of the bible, as this may give aid and comfort to terrorist organizations |
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<qBaz> | zow: marry me immediately |
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<zoweee> | we thank you for flying Knee Jerk Republican Contract with America, and hope you'll enjoy your stay in 2003. Or wherever your final destination may be. |
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