| <dranyam> | It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation: |
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<dranyam> | "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest." |
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<dranyam> | [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot] |
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<dranyam> | "Oh my me." |
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<dranyam> | "I left fucking pot everywhere." |
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<dranyam> | "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit." |
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<dranyam> | "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle." |
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<dranyam> | "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it." |
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<dranyam> | "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans." |
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