| <lemur> | wow |
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<burgizzly> | what? |
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<lemur> | i just lamed myself out real baaad |
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<burgizzly> | wqhy |
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<lemur> | well you know how after you jerk off, you can't really pee straight? |
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<burgizzly> | of course... |
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<lemur> | yeah well that was happening to me, only i couldnt remember last time i'd jacked off. |
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<lemur> | it was driving me fuckin nuts trying to work out when i could possibly have pleased myself. |
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<lemur> | seriously |
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<lemur> | like an hour later i was still really worried cause i thought i'd contracted some self-pleasuring split personality disorder thing! |
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<burgizzly> | sooo? |
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<burgizzly> | you worked it out? |
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<lemur> | haha yeah i'd had sex like 20 minutes before :/ |
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<burgizzly> | fuck you |
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