| <Rjx> | transcribing the parts of my journals for the last year that i can actually decipher |
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<Rjx> | i think a lot of this is going to remain a mystery forever |
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<Rjx> | "She might not be a slut. Maybe she just fell down a naked man mountain and forgot to close her legs before she hit the ground." |
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