<Oolong> | you know, i read somewhere that botulism is powerful enough, if like 10 milligrams of it got in the water supply, to kill everyone in a town the size of new york city |
<Oolong> | i wonder what marketing genius thought, "hey, maybe if women inject this into their lips, it will make them plump and kissable" |
<Oolong> | it scares me to think that there might be an underground lab somewhere discovering the cosmetic benefits of anthrax |
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