| <IDTL> | but dude there were babessss |
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<genida> | IDTL, that's very often a warning sign. |
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<genida> | "Girls will be there." = "Girls will be laughing in your face..." |
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<Malikat> | when girls laugh |
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<Malikat> | their breasts jiggle. |
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<Malikat> | everyone wins. |
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<IDTL> | oh man I never thought of that |
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<IDTL> | What if they are flatchested? |
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<Malikat> | then they shouldn't be happy |
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<Malikat> | they probably won't be happy |
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<Malikat> | in fact, flat chested women never laugh at a party |
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<Malikat> | because they know no man will ever love them. |
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