| <Jeremy> | I remember the first time one of my friends got stoned....it was fucking great. he thought he wasn't feeling it, and we were playing tekken tag. He's sitting there cussing because his remote's not working, then we look over and his right hand isn't on the controller, it's in the bag of popcorn. |
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<Jeremy> | He was twitching his hand IN THE BAG like he was trying to hit buttons |
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<pariah> | LMFAO. |
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<pariah> | That is awesome. |
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<Jeremy> | He ended up winning the match because I fell out of my chair laughing at him and couldn't stop |
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