| <tito> | so get this |
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<FireEgl> | O_o |
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<tito> | i took chunky girl out for a drink cuz tomorrow (well technically today) is her birthday |
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<tito> | we're at the bar in Chilis |
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<tito> | which was like the only cool place over in that part of town |
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<tito> | we're sitting there, just getting into our |
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drinks |
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<tito> | and these two older chicks come in, sit down, order drinks |
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<tito> | and one of them is like "today's my birthday, guess how old I am.." or somerthing |
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<tito> | so the girl i'm with deadpans: "35" |
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<tito> | *moment of silence* |
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<FireEgl> | ehhe |
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<tito> | other chick: "dammit how did you guess" |
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<tito> | and i'm like "CHECK PLEASE!" |
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