| <eldritch> | today I stole wheat bran! |
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<eldritch> | I marked my bag of whole wheat pasta with the number for regular pasta (whole wheat costs 2x as much :P) |
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<eldritch> | and since the number is a diff between a 6 and a 9 if I get caught I can just say "oops how dyslexic of me" |
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<Fennec> | haha |
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<eldritch> | I checked my receipt after and sure enough the woman at the counter didnt notice and only charged me for spaghetti and not whole wheat spaghetti |
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<eldritch> | next time I am going to see if I can sneak cashews out disguised as peanuts! |
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