| <ZackisDead> | do you know how easy it is to ruin a perfectly good family |
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<ZackisDead> | for the fuck of it |
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<ZackisDead> | I called some dude tonight and told him I've been fucking his wife |
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<ZackisDead> | I just ran my finger down the phone book |
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<Mantits> | Uh |
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<Mantits> | ... |
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<Mantits> | Did he believe you? |
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<ZackisDead> | I think so |
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