| <ThreeWork> | man I love the theoretical situations we propose around here |
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<ThreeWork> | my boss proposes "You're coming into the parking lot and your |
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brakes fail. The AR lady (who's REALLY bitchy and pissed me |
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off my second day here) and the facilities lady (who's so |
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fucking mean she literally can't keep a facilities handyman |
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here more than 3 months) are crossing the parking lot. Which |
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one do you hit?" |
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<ThreeWork> | So I think for a moment, then respond "I handbrake slide and |
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hit both of them." |
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