| <Mediator> | hmm....that troy movie looks awsome....I'll be able to jackoff to orlando bloom without having to watch lotr |
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<@Phucker> | assumes 'orlando' is female. |
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<Mediator> | your assumtion is wrong |
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<@Phucker> | Jesus. |
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<Mediator> | orlando bloom is legolas in lotr |
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<@Phucker> | Jesus x2. |
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