| Seppukakke> | You know, in the Old Testament, God was full of Wroth and Vengeance. You did bad stuff, he rained brimstone down on your ungrateful ass or harrassed your people with 7 plagues. |
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Seppukakke> | In the New Testament, its like he has turned over a new leaf, you don't hear some much of the nasty things he did to his people (because if you believe in it, everyone on earth is his creation) |
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Seppukakke> | You know what happened around the time between the New Testament and the Old Testament? |
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Seppukakke> | He got laid. |
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