| <@xanax-> | like 2.5k in damage |
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<@xanax-> | i blamed it on a deer |
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<@xanax-> | so insurance is gunna cover it |
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<@xanax-> | thats one good thing about hickville |
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<@xanax-> | you can always blame the deer |
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<@ricin> | what was the *real* reason for the crash? |
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<@xanax-> | i was trashed as fuck |
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