| <Marcus> | So I'm filling out an injury report for one of our stunt men... |
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<Greta> | Oh no what happened? |
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<Marcus> | He busted his nose in a stunt no big deal it happens. Â But the answers for the questions on the forms... |
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<Marcus> | How did the employee injure himself: his head was getting pushed into a toilet. |
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<Marcus> | Would this be a common work place injury: yes |
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<Marcus> | Statement made by employee: it's ok john, next week I get to hit you with a car |
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