| <vh> | So I wonder if when you're really good at something and you die and go to heaven, if there is some dude who was doing it 2000 years ago, who's been doing it heaven the whole time, who's like.. 2000 years better at it then you |
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<vh> | and like.. you try to catch up, but it's like.. he's always 2000 years better |
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<vh> | so you get really depressed and try to kill yourself, but you're already dead |
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<vh> | reincarnation solves a lot of these problems |
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