| <RandomSpork> | I saw Dawn of the Dead yesterday |
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<RandomSpork> | ha ha ha |
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<RandomSpork> | about halfway through the movei |
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<RandomSpork> | the theater starts to get this really BAD smell |
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<@MrMog> | oo? |
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<RandomSpork> | and there's this annoying drip drip dripping sound |
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<@MrMog> | oo??? |
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<RandomSpork> | turns out there was a bunch of 7 years olds in the upper seats with large cokes |
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<@MrMog> | .. |
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<@MrMog> | that story sucked |
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<RandomSpork> | but it was TRUE |
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<@MrMog> | I thought there was a dead body or something |
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<@MrMog> | jeez |
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<RandomSpork> | it wasn't coke that was dripping |
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<@MrMog> | ... |
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<@MrMog> | eww |
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