| Tazoa> | No one has crashed more cars then me. I backed my truck into a rock camping once. Broke the differential cover. |
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Recaro> | Shit how'd you get home man? |
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Tazoa> | I fiberglassed it back together. turns out differential oil passes right through fiberglass. |
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Recaro> | Sounds about right |
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Tazoa> | so I popped it back open and pushed some bananas in there to thicken the mixture. Long story short i drove 700 miles with two bananas in my rear end. |
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