| <Shadow> | You know those Orbit commercials, where the blonde gives Orbit gum to someone to clean their dirty mouth? |
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<Shadow> | Just once, I wanna see that girl suck off someone, then chew some Orbit gum |
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<Shadow> | Girl: Orbit gum makes mouths clean! |
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