| <NES> | hah |
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<NES> | speaking of your mom jokes getting me in trouble |
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<NES> | my friend rocky's mom died of cancer |
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<NES> | I had no knowledge of this cancer, I hadn't known him very long |
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<NES> | and I had for a while this obnoxious habit of doing those your mom jokes |
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<NES> | repeating something someone said and inserting their mom |
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<NES> | so I sit down at lunch one day and I hear him say "she died of cancer" |
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<NES> | and I said "your MOM died of cancer" |
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<NES> | *silence* |
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